The comraderie
When your kitty wants to be an outdoor cat but you live in a second floor apartment
rapunzel 2.0
im emotional rn
When someone asks what Iβm smiling at on my phone
Holy guacamole and cheddy cheese!
“I mean, that’s not really that impres–JESUS FUCKING CHRIST.”
JESUS FUCK
I can’t believe a humble security guard saved our planet from the aliens.
"Once, I saw a bee drown in honey, and I understood."
β Nikos Kazantzakis (via mypenleaksiridescence)
Australian newscasting at its finest.
